Da Man ruins opening day

At work today, we had a pot luck and had a projector set up for the game at 2:05. Unfortunately, management saw too many people with their eyes transfixed upon the action, and decided to shut it down at 3:15. They tried to flip the fluorescent lights back on (which had been turned off to optimize viewing of the game), but they just flashed and went nuts since apparently they hadn't been cooled down long enough. I'm pretty sure that was God punishing them for fooling with Red Sox Nation. Douchebags.