How I amuse myself on a Saturday

The husband is on his way to a bachelor party today. Earlier, he put a blanket and a pillow into a bag, as it's probably going to be a competitive sleeping situation at the house they're going to, and he's sure as hell going to be in no shape to drive home. He forgot them, so I called and he was coming back to get them...


I ran into the kids' room and grabbed a teddy bear and a pair of overnight training pants and wrapped them up in the blanket. He didn't notice.


Heh heh.