Uh oh

Youngest Child has a girlfriend. She is younger (4 to his almost 5) and has little blonde curls and blue eyes. Her nickname is Pippah. She follows him around like the sun rises and sets on his head.


They sit on the couch to watch movies and feed each other popcorn. They hug, but my son won't give in to the lip action just yet; he's no manwhore, I've taught him well.


So yeah, my kid is dating. It's only a matter of time before I'm casually leaving the bulk pack of Trojans on his dresser. God, I feel older by the minute.