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David Blaine in His Bubble

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This fucking idiot irks me.

Why would you do something like this? His skin is peeling, his ear drums are probably damaged from the pressure, all of this so some redneck can someday make a comment at the bar about "that crazy sumbitch in that thar fish bowl." What a dumb fuck. It would have served him right if Godzilla had come through town, picked him up and shaken his stupid ass like a snowglobe.


The only reason that people pay attention to shit like this is because we want to see it go wrong. We want to see disaster. We want to see him drown. We want to see his stupid ass hauled off in an ambulance and be able to say, "Gee, what a fucking moron" because it makes us feel superior. Seeing others fail makes us feel better about ourselves.


Yeah, we're sick like that. And the fact that I kinda wanted to see the dude go belly up is probably yet another example of why I'm going straight to hell.