Hey! We haven't done THIS in a while...

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In other news, the Aussies are finding me by googling the phrase "Coke Zero Spreads Cancer". I also have a returning visitor from Belgium, of all places. Belgium! Kinda random. Anyway, I'd like to take this opportunity to apologize to my international visitors (accidental and otherwise) for the current shittiness of my blog. Please do not assume that all American bloggers are boring, unimaginative, uninteresting, and dumb enough to stab themselves on the back of the neck with pens. Thank you.