Coming soon... [cue suspense-filled music]

Bobber has informed me that my new template is nearing completion. It's downright ridiculous how excited I am right now. Watch tomorrow for a fresh, citrus-laden look.


In other news, I am going to a sex toy party tonight. I've never been to one, and I am fully expecting something blogworthy for Monday. The invitation read "A night of cocktails and cocks". Eewww...