This explains a LOT...

As my loyal readers are well aware, my hobbies include snacks, kinky sex and forensic examination of my stat counter. For those who are not familiar with this concept, I have code on my blog that allows me to see where my readers are coming from. Sometimes they come from other blogs, but a lot of the time I see new readers coming from various Google, MSN and Yahoo searches. The strangest keywords direct people right to my humble little virtual abode, and this has been a banner day.

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I've left the IP addresses off to protect the, uh, innocent...but stuff like this makes it very clear why my readership is so inherently twisted. *MWAH*! I love you all.

As a side note, I think I'm half a step away from being flagged as a porn site.