Fresh sKWeez'd, Daily: Ha! HA! They DO have a pocket!

Ha! HA! They DO have a pocket!

Saturday, January 14, 2006

LoveBoatCaptain recently ridiculed me because I bought Roos that don't have a pocket. I wept. I felt inadequate. I felt like a dreaded "poser". Even when my students told me that my shoes were "pimpin", I still felt a little empty inside...how I yearned for the elusive Roo pouch...

But today, all of that changed. Turns out I DO HAVE A POCKET! It's all stealthy, and it's on the inside of the tongue, the flap secured with velcro. I discovered it purely by accident, and I guess this new development means that I'm a bad-ass after all.

I plan on hiding something in there. Not sure what yet, but that's not really the point. The point is that I CAN, muthafucka!!!

4 Comments:

At 1/14/2006 6:30 PM, Anonymous said…

Hey, that Roos pocket you've suddenly discovered is yet ANOTHER ...

VAGINA! Yep, you just cannot get away from them this week.

At 1/14/2006 6:52 PM, K said…

GODDAMMIT!!! Curse you, vagina...curse you...

At 1/14/2006 8:48 PM, Wizzie said…

NO! Don't curse the vagina!

I like the vagina!

Oooh! Cheeky!

(Polite coughing)

Bet you could fit some spare change in the pocket. Would kinda strange though; the counter-person asks you for a bit of dosh, and you bend over..

They'd be like "WTF MATE!" UNTIL, they saw the shoes, in which case they'd be all like "COOL MATE!" And shit like that.

I write more in your comments than on my blog... GO ME!

At 1/16/2006 8:02 AM, LoveBoatCaptain said…

You know, I almost said, "Well, I guess I'm eating Roo pocket," as in "open mouth, insert foot." Thankfully I read the other comments before I posted, as it would have looked much different now... ;)

Congratulations, K! I'm so glad you found your new pocket... I never meant any ridicule...

Now the real question:
Whatcha gonna hide in your new "pocket?"

-El Capitan