You want it? Come 'n git it, sucka!!!
Friday, December 23, 2005
EDIT: Apparently the boyfriend forced it down her throat and told police the story below to save his own hide. What a fucker. Off to prison with him, and I sincerely hope he ends up as someone's bitch.
Woman Swallows Cell Phone After Argument
By Associated Press
3 hours ago
BLUE SPRINGS, Mo. - It was a conversation stopper. A lovers' dispute over a cell phone took a serious turn early Friday morning when the woman ended the spat by swallowing the phone whole.
Police said they received a call at 4:52 a.m. from a man who said his girlfriend was having trouble breathing. When they arrived at the house they found the 24-year-old woman had a cell phone lodged in her throat.
"He wanted the phone and she wouldn't give it to him, so she attempted to swallow it," Detective Sgt. Steve Decker of the Blue Springs Police Department. "She just put the entire phone in her mouth so he couldn't get it."
Police said an ambulance transported the woman to St. Mary's Medical Center in Blue Springs. A hospital spokeswoman said she couldn't give details about the woman's health since police have not released her identity.
Decker said police had closed investigations on the swallowing, the first such incident of its kind here.
"This is the first I've heard of this happening," said Decker. "I don't know what kind of phone it was. I don't know if it was on ring or vibrate, either."
Wow. Just...wow.
That Detective they interviewed is such a smart ass. That last quote makes the whole story.
Woman Swallows Cell Phone After Argument
By Associated Press
3 hours ago
BLUE SPRINGS, Mo. - It was a conversation stopper. A lovers' dispute over a cell phone took a serious turn early Friday morning when the woman ended the spat by swallowing the phone whole.
Police said they received a call at 4:52 a.m. from a man who said his girlfriend was having trouble breathing. When they arrived at the house they found the 24-year-old woman had a cell phone lodged in her throat.
"He wanted the phone and she wouldn't give it to him, so she attempted to swallow it," Detective Sgt. Steve Decker of the Blue Springs Police Department. "She just put the entire phone in her mouth so he couldn't get it."
Police said an ambulance transported the woman to St. Mary's Medical Center in Blue Springs. A hospital spokeswoman said she couldn't give details about the woman's health since police have not released her identity.
Decker said police had closed investigations on the swallowing, the first such incident of its kind here.
"This is the first I've heard of this happening," said Decker. "I don't know what kind of phone it was. I don't know if it was on ring or vibrate, either."
Wow. Just...wow.
That Detective they interviewed is such a smart ass. That last quote makes the whole story.
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3 Comments:
At 12/23/2005 9:45 PM,
Anonymous said…
A little further detail if you are interested, it was a Sprint flip phone. Don't ask how I know. Just know that not everyone from Missouri is that stupid. ;)
At 12/23/2005 10:21 PM,
Washington Crunchy Mama said…
OMG ~ that is weird. Just plain weird.
At 12/24/2005 9:10 AM,
Wizzie said…
Hahaha! I remember when I did that! Those were the days :)
There are a few differences though...
When I did it, phones were much larger, and therefore harder to swallow.
Secondly, I had a gullet of steel, and could therefore take the phone with ease.
Lastly, my case isn't true.
Those are the main differences anyway. You could oncorporate things like age, sex and IQ but I shant... It would take too long.
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