Truth is always stranger than fiction...

I came across an interesting tidbit on my cable provider's homepage today. I can't seem to find a way to link the video, but I've got a few screenshots to share.

Meet Mario Dulceno, the Senior Stripper.


At 89, Mario is the world's oldest male stripper. He is the opening act for the "LA Hard Bodies" at Joey's Cabaret in Gretna, Louisiana, and has been at it for at least 10 years from what I can tell. A google search brings up a few news articles from way back in '97, when he predicted he'd be taking it all off for "maybe another 2 or 3 years", or "until he drops dead".

Joey's Cabaret attracts women of all kinds...mostly there for special occasions like birthdays or bachelorette parties...but all with a common goal: to ogle the naked male goodness that is LA Hard Bodies.

This bachelorette is certainly ready to party.

Reporter: "Do you like older men?"
Penis Bride: "Sure. As long as they're hot!"

Get ready for some sizzle, you wanton hussies! Here comes SUPER MARIO!

"WHO'S YOUR GRANDDADDY, LADIES...WHO'S YOUR GRANDDADDY!" the MC booms over the loudspeaker as Mario makes his entrance.

Be afraid, ladies...be VERY afraid...

Off come the shorts, revealing a SPEEDO. It's gettin' hot in here...

Look! He's even got his own stripper pole, how cute! Careful Mario...don't wanna break a hip!

Even the old washed up strippers get tips at Joey's Cabaret. Just look at this blushing bride giving generously to the local Senior Center.

Reporter: "So is this a good way for an older man to meet women?"
Mario: "Oh, no no..."
Reporter: "Why not?"
Mario: "I couldn't do no good for 'em!"


I dunno Mario...a little Viagra and you'd be back in business, your bitches await!