Could I have a #1...sodomized, please

Teenager Strip Searched, Sodomized at McDonald's

I encourage you to read through this (and there is video to boot), but I'll sum up:

So this 18 year old girl was working the night shift at McDonald's when a phone call came in to her assistant manager from a "police officer" who accused her of stealing a customer's purse. He instructed the assistant manager to conduct a strip search, and she subsequently told the girl to empty her pockets, and then remove her clothes and underwear.

The restaurant was busy, and the manager complained that she had customers, so the guy on the phone demanded that she get another employee to watch the girl. She chose another employee, a 27 year old GUY, who took the phone and refused to take part after the "police officer" told him to tell the girl to drop her apron. Then the caller asked for another guy to come in to watch her, so the manager sends in her fiance (aka 43 year old pervert), who was all too willing to help out for a couple of HOURS.

Pervert ordered her (because the voice on the phone said so) to drop her apron, stand on a chair, do jumping jacks (to dislodge any loose objects, of course), then he SPANKED HER for 10 minutes straight because she didn't call him "sir" (again, on the advice of "law enforcement"). Finally, he forced her into a sexual act...now, they don't specify which act, but seeing as the guy was charged with sodomy, I figure a cavity search must have been part of the mix.

While this was going on, the manager occasionally came in to check on the progress of the "investigation". Pervert would throw the apron over her and tell her to be quiet. The girl begged to be set free; the manager refused, saying "we're still waiting fo the cop."

Then, the phantom caller ASKS FOR SOMEONE ELSE to help out. So they call in the 58 year old maintenance man, who promptly told the caller where to go.

Summers frantically called her manager, Lisa Siddons, who the caller claimed had been on the other line all along. But when Siddons answered her phone, she said she'd been sleeping.
It was then that Summers realized, she'd been had.

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WHAT KIND OF FUCKING MORONS ARE WORKING AT FAST FOOD RESTAURANTS THAT WOULD ACTUALLY FALL FOR THIS SHIT?

And the manager...what the fuck! Did the strip search not tip her off? Did the odd instructions not give her a clue that MAYBE, just MAYBE, there wasn't a cop on the other end of the phone? Did the fact that her FIANCE was left in the room alone with the girl for 2 HOURS, NAKED, give her a little bit of cause for concern??? In the end, the only thing that made a light go off in her shell of a fucking brain was that her manager didn't know what was going on.

"Well, this DID happen in Kentucky," you may be thinking.

But guess what, fuckers? This has happened 70 TIMES over the last 10 YEARS, all over the damned country. Coast to coast, even right here in good old New England. So we really can't put all of the blame on Kentucky, there's equal retardation to go around.

It's no wonder the rest of the world laughs at us on a regular basis. It's because we deserve it.