Um, this is crap

Jessica Biel Named Sexiest Woman Alive

WHAT? Are they kidding? As long as Jessica Alba is walking this earth, Jessica Biel can go to hell and die.

A quick comparison; a short "Battle of the Jessicas", if you will.

Biel: Undeniably hot. Whorish, but hot.
Nice shoes. Should eat a sandwich.

Alba: Flawlessly gorgeous. NO CONTEST.
Makes me wish I were a guy so I could
give her all of my babies.

This is an absolute outrage. Any woman who makes straight chicks wanna switch teams is deserving of all the honors that society can give. I demand a recount.