This is stupid.
Wednesday, October 05, 2005
Chick Flick, Brain Freeze Among New Dictionary Entries
Will somebody PLEASE tell me when catch phrases started qualifying for dictionary entries? It's almost as if we LIKE IT when the rest of the world points and laughs at us.
Among this year's newest additions:
"Fucking round-eyes, screwing up again..."
This is our legacy. These are the words that OUR generation has chosen to put into the dictionary. We're idiots.
If this is the route that we're taking, we might as well go all the way with it...henceforth, I give you:
K's Catch-Phrase/New Word Suggestions for the 2006 Edition
Anyone got the address for Merriam-Webster?
Will somebody PLEASE tell me when catch phrases started qualifying for dictionary entries? It's almost as if we LIKE IT when the rest of the world points and laughs at us.
Among this year's newest additions:
- Chick Flick
- Brain Freeze
- Bikini Wax
"Fucking round-eyes, screwing up again..."If this is the route that we're taking, we might as well go all the way with it...henceforth, I give you:
K's Catch-Phrase/New Word Suggestions for the 2006 Edition
- Homoerotic Asphyxiation
- Butt Plug
- Double-Ended Dildo
- Ass Play
- Golden Shower
- Fucktard
- Asshat
- Three-Way
- The Shocker
- All Your Base Are Belong To Us
- Tossed Salad
- Fisting
Anyone got the address for Merriam-Webster?
sKWeez'd by K @ 4:34 AM | Perma-link
3 Comments:
At 10/05/2005 9:34 AM,
LoveBoatCaptain said…
I was just reading that yesterday... I'm thinking it's time that they DO add 'asshat' and 'dickshit...'
My personal fave from a couple of years ago: McJob (it's true!)
Thanks for the great laugh to start the morning!
-El Capitan
At 10/05/2005 4:38 PM,
Riss said…
Dickwad should be in there too. And jizz. Oh and bitchass.
At 10/05/2005 4:45 PM,
K said…
Noted.
Riss is always so full of good ideas. :D
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