Star Trek Shocker!

Breaking News: Sulu Prefers Pickle

Now...who could have guessed that THIS man was gay?

Why is this news? Who the fuck cares...everyone is gay these days. And ya know what? I don't buy it anymore. Sheryl Swoopes comes out as "gay", and rounds up a multi-million dollar endorsement deal for Carpet Muncher Cruise Lines. Seeing as the original Star Trek cast has finally been put out to pasture, Sulu is probably just trying to round up a bit of publicity. I'm not convinced.

In fact, I demand proof.

I wanna see Sulu take it up the ass. On film. With another guy, and a REAL ONE, not some tranny or a chick with a strap-on. Only then will I believe that Sulu is a flamer.

ONLY THEN should he be granted endorsement deals and the cover of "Big Gay Trekkie" magazine. We can't just let any old Tom, Dick or Scottie claim to play for the other team. It's a downright disgrace to the genuinely gay folks who DESERVE such lucrative gigs.

There needs to be a verification process here, people! Somebody better produce Sulu porn for MY inspection tout de suite!