Smurf Napalm

I think I just saw one of the most fucked up pieces of media that I have ever come across on the internet. Coming from a girl who has visited the likes of Useless Junk, Ogrish, Something Awful, Rotten, and some pretty twisted porn sites without really batting an eye, that's really saying something.

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Apparently, UNICEF and the Belgians think that their anti-war sentiments are best expressed by bombing the shit out of the Smurfs.

"Run for your lives, bitches! UNICEF's in town!"

This is unbelievably twisted. I bet if it were a precious waffle house that were being annhilated, the Belgians wouldn't have been so eager to get on board. And UNICEF! What the fuck!!! They want little kids to carry those collection boxes around at Halloween when they're murdering beloved cartoon characters?

"Trick or Treat!
Care to support Smurf genocide?"

Little kids in Belgium will be seeing innocent, blue-skinned cartoon characters getting their asses blown off by warplanes on network television, and this is somehow okay?

Sure, it's on after 9pm. Sure, it's bringing attention to an important issue. But can we not slaughter the SMURFS to do it? Just one child seeing this by accident and being traumatized is NOT acceptable, but UNICEF seems to have no problem taking that risk.

I say FUCK UNICEF right in the ear. There are other ways to get a point across. This just smacks of the same kind of shock tactics that have put PETA on the map, and I think it sucks.