I see you pee, man!

I subbed for a middle school special ed teacher today, and witnessed the following conversation among a 7th grade group of boys as they were on their way to class (as a side note, boys 2 and 3 were in MY sped reading group).

Boy 1: "Dude, spell 'dog'."
Boy 2: "d-o-g"
Boy 1: "Now spell 'house'."
Boy 2: "h-o-w...aw shit...that's wrong ain't it."
Boy 3: "Naw dude, you fine, keep going."
Boy 2: "Fuckin' whatever. I live in a 'partment anyway. What next."
Boy 1: "Now spell 'girl'."
Boy 2: "H-O-R-E."

[Boys 2 & 3 laugh. Boy 1 is annoyed with the distraction.]

Boy 1: "Fuckin' stop it! Now spell 'I cup'."
Boy 2: "That's not a word, stupid."
Boy 1: "Just fuckin' spell it!"
Boy 2: "I C P. So what?"
Boy 1: "YOU'RE SAYIN' IT WRONG!"
Boy 3: "No he ain't. He sees pee, so fuckin' what, that's funny?"
Boy 1: "NO! He sees YOU pee! That's the funny part."

[Boys 2 & 3 stare at Boy 1]

Boy 3: "Dude, why would it be fuckin' funny to watch me pee? What are you, a homo?"
Boy 2: "Awwwww shit, he loves the cock, BOOOOOOOOYYYYYY."

[High fives between boys 2 & 3. Boy 1 gets red in the face.]

Boy 1: "You guys are fuckin' retarded, I'm out."

Boys 2 & 3: [almost in unison] "BYE HOMO!"