Happy Halloween! Show us yer witchy tit!
Monday, October 31, 2005
I came across an interesting Halloween-related news story that happens to be local.
Breastfeeding Witch Causes a Stir in Vermont
(CBS4) BRATTLEBORO, VT One Halloween display in Vermont is causing people to look twice, and many can’t believe what they see.
David and Lauren Petrie of Brattleboro decked out their home for Halloween. But it’s not the pumpkins that are attracting attention. It’s “The Witch Lactation Station.”
That’s right. The Petrie’s holiday display features a breastfeeding witch, complete with a gourd breast and a baby witch doll.
Some applaud the promotion of using breasts for purposes other than charming expensive jewelry out of men. Others are offended at the witch's lumpy tit. And the religious nuts are all worked up at the supposed Satanic undertones and are busy dumping holy water all over themselves to ward off the evil Halloween cooties.
The fact that this made news at all gives me a chuckle. It's Halloween, lighten the fuck up. In the true spirit of tricks and treats, I suggest that we find out the addresses of those who complained and light up their houses with a few dozen eggs.
In other local "that's fucked up" news, the Newton, MA elementary schools have banned Halloween due to the complaints of a few parents who claimed that such revelry violates their religious beliefs. Those parents threatened to keep their kids home if such festivities were allowed to continue. Festivities were to include a day of arts & crafts stations and costumed teachers lining the hallways, and now the kids have to lose out because of one or two loser parents who just had to voice their stupid opinion.
Let everyone have their fun and mind your own fucking business. May a hundred hooligans wrap your trees in T.P. for being such dumb asses.
Breastfeeding Witch Causes a Stir in Vermont
(CBS4) BRATTLEBORO, VT One Halloween display in Vermont is causing people to look twice, and many can’t believe what they see.
David and Lauren Petrie of Brattleboro decked out their home for Halloween. But it’s not the pumpkins that are attracting attention. It’s “The Witch Lactation Station.”
That’s right. The Petrie’s holiday display features a breastfeeding witch, complete with a gourd breast and a baby witch doll.
Some applaud the promotion of using breasts for purposes other than charming expensive jewelry out of men. Others are offended at the witch's lumpy tit. And the religious nuts are all worked up at the supposed Satanic undertones and are busy dumping holy water all over themselves to ward off the evil Halloween cooties.
The fact that this made news at all gives me a chuckle. It's Halloween, lighten the fuck up. In the true spirit of tricks and treats, I suggest that we find out the addresses of those who complained and light up their houses with a few dozen eggs.
In other local "that's fucked up" news, the Newton, MA elementary schools have banned Halloween due to the complaints of a few parents who claimed that such revelry violates their religious beliefs. Those parents threatened to keep their kids home if such festivities were allowed to continue. Festivities were to include a day of arts & crafts stations and costumed teachers lining the hallways, and now the kids have to lose out because of one or two loser parents who just had to voice their stupid opinion.
All I can say to all of these assholes is
QUIT YER BITCHEN!
QUIT YER BITCHEN!
Let everyone have their fun and mind your own fucking business. May a hundred hooligans wrap your trees in T.P. for being such dumb asses.
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1 Comments:
At 10/31/2005 1:14 PM,
Riss said…
Hee I blogged about the breastfeeding witch too, but I lamented that everything has to be political these days. I would just like one holiday to not be a poster for whatever people are bitching about these days. Just one.
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