The AIDS virus is so CUDDLY!
Thursday, October 20, 2005
Giant Microbes Plush Toys
I came across this link while perusing Kara's blog and simply couldn't resist some comments of my own.
Apparently, this company produces 7" tall plush versions of common viruses, bacteria, and other ailments. Here are a few of the more interesting examples.
Meet treponema pallidum, nickname "Syphylis". Syph's turn-ons include rotting flesh and warm, moist places. She lists condoms, penicillin and abstinence among her turn-offs. This old-fashioned bacteria gal just wants to find some vulnerable genitalia to settle down and grow old with.
Next up is Dermatophagoides, code name Common Dust Mite. This plucky little bastard is up to any challenge, and will infiltrate all porous surfaces in your home with his own special blend of dust mite poo. Common Dust Mite's only natural predator is the Kirby Vacuum man.
Finally, our star microbe, HIV.
HIV comes with his own fact sheet and framed 8x10 of him in action, attacking the human immune system like nobody's business! Even though he has a reputation for sucking the life out of his victims, he is socially conscious and sports his red ribbon wherever he goes. HIV likes to have a good time, just like any other swingin' microbe, but don't offer him a triple cocktail! Yikes!
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All joking aside, I think I wanna have these hanging in my classroom if I ever do get a real teaching job. How fucking cool would it be to have The Clap hanging in front of my chalk board?
I came across this link while perusing Kara's blog and simply couldn't resist some comments of my own.
Apparently, this company produces 7" tall plush versions of common viruses, bacteria, and other ailments. Here are a few of the more interesting examples.
Meet treponema pallidum, nickname "Syphylis". Syph's turn-ons include rotting flesh and warm, moist places. She lists condoms, penicillin and abstinence among her turn-offs. This old-fashioned bacteria gal just wants to find some vulnerable genitalia to settle down and grow old with.
Next up is Dermatophagoides, code name Common Dust Mite. This plucky little bastard is up to any challenge, and will infiltrate all porous surfaces in your home with his own special blend of dust mite poo. Common Dust Mite's only natural predator is the Kirby Vacuum man.
Finally, our star microbe, HIV.
HIV comes with his own fact sheet and framed 8x10 of him in action, attacking the human immune system like nobody's business! Even though he has a reputation for sucking the life out of his victims, he is socially conscious and sports his red ribbon wherever he goes. HIV likes to have a good time, just like any other swingin' microbe, but don't offer him a triple cocktail! Yikes!~~~
All joking aside, I think I wanna have these hanging in my classroom if I ever do get a real teaching job. How fucking cool would it be to have The Clap hanging in front of my chalk board?
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