You knew it was coming...

First, the devastation...

...then, the shock set in...

...followed by outpourings of support...

...and finally, tasteless t-shirts.















This is what is called "going to hell in a bobsled", because we are moving far faster than a handbasket ever could.

If you're a sick fuck like me who actually wants one, they can be found at T-Shirt Hell.