WTF - Week Ending 9/24

A short list of "What the Fuck???" moments that I've had this week, both at work and around town.

Boxes with "Do Not Bend" stickers on them

• Will somebody please explain to me how a box that is four inches thick is going to get folded in half?

"Not on the first date, don't worry baby...
and only if you ask nice..."

One Hour Photo that's not really One Hour Photo

1:57pm -> 3.57pm > 1 hour


So why do I still have to pay for 1 hour fucking photo???

Greedy Children

• Oldest Child is getting a trip to Disney for Christmas from my father-in-law. Oldest Child's response:

"But what about the Nintendo DS you told me I was getting???"

Yes. That greedy little punk was spawned from my loins.

Little Old Ladies, Big Filthy Mouths

• Some old lady tried to cut me off at the gas station today...when she didn't succeed, she started screaming obscenities at me. She had to be less than 5 feet tall (since the top of her head barely cleared the steering wheel), and had a lovely green housecoat on. I could tell because she stuck her arm out the window to flip me off. I cracked up laughing, and she almost rammed her Ford Escort into me. Never have I heard such filthy language from a senior citizen. It was beautiful.

I'm fairly sure that the world has gone crazy, but it kinda works out; since I can't afford to drive anywhere, I know I'm not missing much.