The Week In Review: People Who Suck

Police Bust Up Fake Viagra Ring

These people suck because there's nothing worse than giving an impotent man false hope of finding the long-sought-for boner.

"Complimentary Viagra"
Ha! Get it? Fuck, I wish I were this clever.

Barbara Bush's snobbery bites her on the ass...again...

"What I'm hearing, which is sort of scary, is they [Katrina refugees] all want to stay in Texas. Everyone is so overwhelmed by the hospitality. And so many of the people in the arena here, you know, were underprivileged anyway, so this is working very well for them."

It's time old Babs be put out to pasture. There should be limit on the number of shithead comments that a public figure be allowed to make before they are executed.

This particular incident is being called the "Let Them Eat Cake" moment of the new century. Uppity bitch should be flogged to death.

"...gobble gobble..."

Hackers who take advantage of disasters to swindle stupid people

Using a horrible event like Hurricane Katrina to hustle unsuspecting do-gooders has earned you a place at the devil's head table. Congrats! May your balls be ripped off by rabid chihuahuas on your way to hell.



"DANCE MUTHAFUCKA!!!"





All the 'tards who thought it would be fun to shoot at emergency personnel during the rescue efforts in New Orleans are included in this category as well. Fucking rednecks. Double chihuahuas for you.

Gas stations that immediately began gouging after Hurricane Katrina

I understand that everyone has to make a living, but the day after the storm, some gas stations in Georgia sent gas prices up over $6 bucks a gallon, JUST BECAUSE THEY COULD. Thankfully, the governor stepped in to prevent gouging, but this kind of behavior is reprehensible.

Bless the mom 'n pop stations that could charge more, but don't, because they have morals. These other bastards should be shot.

I declare our nation FUBAR. I'm going back to bed.

That is all.

Expect to part with your left nut
when your natural gas bill comes
due this winter.