That's a huge bitch

This is an email that is currently making the rounds in the bowels of chain letter hell.

Now this is a Crocodile ! This crocodile was found in New Orleans swimming down the street. 21 FT long, 4,500 lbs, around 80 years old minimum. Specialists said that he was looking to eat humans because he was too old to catch animals. This crocodile was killed by the army last Sunday at 3:00 pm, currently he is in the freezer at the Azur hotel. The contents of it's stomach will be analyzed this Friday at 2:30pm.

Snopes has debunked the story (pics are real), but regardless, that's a big fucking reptile.

"I know my rights. I'd like my mammogram now, please."