Fowl Fashion

I came across a website today that is probably going to haunt my dreams. Some asshole has actually designed a line of clothing for our favorite domestic barn fowl: the humble chicken.

"Those bovine bitches are going to be so jealous when they see this!"

Notice the open backside, allowing for the free flow of chicken shit.


If there's a matching Kate Spade handbag, then I'm totally fucking sold.



For the chicken sworn to serve his patriotic duty in the war on terrorism. Terrorist towel-heads best watch their backs when Foghorn Leghorn is on the case!















"I enjoy emu cross-dressing on the weekends. It's nothing to be ashamed of, really..."

Have we nothing better to do than outfit farm animals in designer clothing?


Dressing birds up like humans is a pretty pointless concept. Now, dressing humans up like birds...there may be something to that...

Am I wrong?