Fresh sKWeez'd, Daily: F U Katrina

Sorry for the depressing 5am post. In an effort to lighten things up a bit, I'm going to copy and paste a bit of humor from the Tucker Max message board (link is in the sidebar, check it out, pretty depraved and hilarious). I'm feeling pretty down and find myself unable to muster up any humor of my own.

Hopefully once I eradicate my raging pus situation, I'll be back to my smart-assed self.

The thread is entitled "Fuck You, Katrina". Here is my disclaimer: it's making a bit of light, and some of these are rather tasteless, but I've found that you HAVE to find a little bit of humor even in the worst of situations to make it through, so stop reading now if you think you'll be offended.

for pushing up the price of gas by .50 or more right in the middle of a road trip
for pretty much permanently ruining one of my favorite drinking towns
for potentially destroying the entire "show us your tits" week fo Mardi Gras
for your asinine "Walking on Sunshine" song
for blowing shit down all over the place
for ruining my push for first place in my fantasy baseball league. All that bad weather and PPD games have hit my team harder than my competition.
for all the idiots who will now think they are creative and funny for throwing "hurricane" parties and serving actual Hurricanes.
for not taking Good Morning America's Tony Perkins with you on your way back to hell, that was really selfish of you.
for destroying the home of the best damn Popeye's Chicken and Biscuits I've ever eaten at. Sweet Jesus, I could eat every meal there every day for a week and not be tired of it.
For ruining my bachelorette party that was scheduled to take place on Sept. 23-25 in New Orleans
R.I.P. Mother's. Long live the debris sandwich.
for sticking me in a humid, hot terminal full of stinky people who can't take a bath.
for making me live at the place I work and putting me on the clock 24/7.
for ruining a business trip to the big easy, you slut.
for forcing the Saints to play in San Antonio while the Superdome is repaired. Why couldn't you have hit Nashville instead? We'd rather watch the Titans.
for killing Jazz Fest
and you know, for killing all those people and stuff