CNN: out -- MosNews: in

CNN can bite my ass...MosNews is where it's at.

Dog Saves Four People By Covering Grenade With Own Body

Woman Beats Up, Disarms Policeman in Drunken Brawl

Russian MP Completes Sex Movie Starring the Ukrainian Prime Minister

Chinese Immigrant Stores Dead Friend in Freezer for 2 Years

Russia to Use Pot As Cow Feed

"You Ruskies had better have munchies."

Drunk Scuffles With Bear In Ukrainian Zoo

...and finally...my personal favorite:
Call Girls Dressed As Wardens Visit Russian Prisons

Yes MA'AM!

This is so much fucking better. Long live Mother Russia!