1,000 Visitors, Bitches! W00T

1,000 Unique Visitors
(not page loads, I didn't cheat)

Some lucky bastard from Arcata, California was my 1,000th customer and he/she didn't even know it! Congratulations, whoever you are, you win nothing but my sincerest thanks for wasting 3 minutes and 57 seconds of your life reading my blog. The honor is truly all mine.