Several prospects

I'm expecting an offer from a company 15 minutes away from me, early next week. Low stress, great bennies, I can work from home if I need to and I'd work for a GUY (women generally suck to work for), small office but it's part of a huge company (hence the great bennies)...I'm trying not to be too excited, because shit inevitably blows up in my face if I bank on it, so I'm trying to pretend like I don't care.

I'd love nothing more than to give my notice and tell my VP to stuff it up his ass. Please please please...